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Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.
She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
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like a dolphin

This is a term said to someone if their response in conversation does not warrant a reply.

It is derived from the way dolphins are taught tricks. If the dolphin does not do what they are meant to you are to blank them and not show any form of response.

This is most commonly used when speaking with your partner after numerous arguments about the same think and they have not learnt from the previous argument.
Fred: Oranges are green.
Ted: like a dolphin.
by tedfred April 29, 2008
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like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 16, 2009
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like bacon through a duck

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.
Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.
by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010
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like a deer in the headlines

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.
The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.
When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.
by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004
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like such a raena

(adj)- action of being super crazy, random, high, asian, yet lovable (:
I was acting like such a raena after I ate a cup of sugar.
by chellebelle13 January 14, 2010
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