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Lazy Laundry

When you have run out of clean laundry to wear, but instead of committing the time to do the required washing, you instead go to the store and purchase what you need.
"Shit, I'm out of clean underwear. Guess I'll buy some lazy laundry on my way to work"
by Lat3rdays November 29, 2025
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Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.
my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.
by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009
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doing some dirty laundry

When one give a handjob to a mexican behind a circle K
Dude did you know that sarah was doing some dirty laundry with that guy next door last night
by abrevauser August 16, 2011
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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fold the laundry

Prostitution or the act of prostituting oneself for money.
She would fold the laundry to support her crack habit.
by PeteSRT June 13, 2017
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tlh the laundry house

TLH - the laundry house in India presents the laundry and dry cleaning service that assures a 100% transparency in the way your clothes are cleaned.
by s-india September 27, 2017
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Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.
John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.
by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018
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