Landon

A person with brown eyes and blonde hair. He normally rides in cars for fun. He is normally is gay.He enjoys watching memes and making YouTube videos. He normally is found saying oh Billy and what are you doing in my swamp. Landon is a good friend but flirts with all expecially his mom. He is fun and very funny. And he is normally a Jake Pauler

Landon:What are you doing in my swamp

by Gucci-Gang-Slayer March 7, 2018

Landonland

Landonland is a amusement park created by a boy named landon who had a dream of own a amusement park full of squirrels on crack and rides that never end, one special ride called the life cycle of Nathan.

Lets go to Landonland bitches !!!

by CHRONICLES**** August 16, 2018

landongrahamism

Who loves to be forced to watch hentai with his best friends on Saturday night while trying not to let his friends get hard.

Craig was getting hard because of landongrahamism.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.

Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig

by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018

`Lando

Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.

" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"

by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018

Landon

a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.

“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread”

by interestinglyenough October 13, 2018

Landon

Landon is a mo folking bad ass with a long schlong but one dis advantage a landon has is they usely have there hair to the right wich makes them a gay fag but he gets every ledi

Landon fucking destroyed my pussy lastnight me too

by Austin doesnt even November 7, 2018