no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities

I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

nose lube

when you are giving head and the cum comes out your nose.

elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"

by arthurewsxz May 4, 2024

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024

lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025

Douche Lube

Douche Lube is the worst insult to call someone. To be a douche lube means you weren’t even good enough to be called dick or dildo (which makes contact with a vagina). you’re not good enough to be called douche (a tool to clean a woman out in between a bunch of men). You are a douche lube, a tool a woman uses in order to clean herself out in betweeen men. AKA ultimate tool

“She only invites me over to talk after she breaks up with someone”

“Dude you’re her douche lube”

by alyyyx January 8, 2026