Club-London

A Dingey Dank Sleaze-pit Bath-House where old men and other slimey freaks go to have Sex in the Dark, away from society.

"Oi, why don`t You to Bum-Buddy`s take a hint,do us all a favour, and do a Club-London!"

by Peter Vandergaag February 16, 2005

london brianne

Is a nice and sweet person, but can be stubborn sometimes. She is weird and short but everybody loves her. She isn’t thick but boys like her. Especially Mexicans

London Brianne is fire

by Eighty December 27, 2019

Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english

slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin

by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023

london dog

"London Dog" is when a guy goes soft while doing it doggy-style.

can be used as a noun or verb

Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!

"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"

by loganthelondondog March 15, 2016

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

london piffstick

A joint rolled with the highest quality possible

Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled

Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick

by Jmorphipus May 13, 2018

London Jane

London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!

Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !

by Fineshiteblah January 29, 2025