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knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025
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Loaf

Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”
by Broamalyn October 2, 2018
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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loafing-about

Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.
It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.
by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009
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Loaf

I just laid a giant loaf.
by hottiethottie11 October 25, 2018
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Loaf

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
Bitch I got loaf”
by me❤ May 12, 2020
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loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.
1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”
by aspen411 March 23, 2023
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