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Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion
Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
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bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.
bright eyed lions sure is retarded
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National Nova/Lion Day

November 30 is National Nova/Lion Day. On this day she gets lots of love and hugs cause she’s awesome.
“Dude it’s National Nova/Lion Day! How are you not already celebrating?”
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I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

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I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
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I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
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by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024
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Alex The Lion

The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023
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