I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?

by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022

R LAUGH EMOTE XD

THE SOUND DRAVEN DOES WHEN HE CARVES U UP iRL WITH HiS AXES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I WAS R LAUGH EMOTE XD ING WHEN DRAVEN SLIT HIS THROAT

by iLL MiNDED DRÄVEN XD June 5, 2018

laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011

Live, Laugh, Capital Letter

This little saying is used by Capital Letter Lovers, probably just like yourself!! Have fun with it; and remember to “Live, Laugh, Capital letter” my uppercase lovers

“Damn, I love capital letters. I really Live, Laugh, Capital Lettered this situation,”

by W1thered1 March 26, 2022

it'll laugh you silly!

A certain strain of weed that will get you high as hell!

Person 1: "I got a nice new vape pen, and it's 95% thc.
Person 2: "Damn, let me get a hit!"
Person 1: "Be careful, it'll laugh you silly!"

by wugugugug May 11, 2019

laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009