Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

Where we landing?

Where we landing? Landing this dick in yo Ass muthafucka.

Where we landing?

by FortniteScammyBoi November 12, 2018

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.

Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".

Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.

by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011

landino

another word for along 9 inch cock

Makayla Landino has a HUGE landino

by landinosaurous January 30, 2017

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014