knob knocking wanker

is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker

Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker

by likeadumpring May 10, 2015

Knock and Walk

When you knock something off of a shelve or hanger in a store and then quickly walk away instead of picking it up.

**Hanger falls**
"Crap!"
"Quick, Jane, do the Knock and Walk."

by LizVerde December 16, 2008

knock monkey

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

ostrich knock out

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.

I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?

by the real k-fed January 4, 2008

Knock You Down

To fuck; screw; bang a chick.

Girl, I wanna knock you down.

by Stu February 13, 2005

Knock the bottom out

Used to express that you would or have had sex with a woman.

Man I'd knock the bottom out of that chic.
or
We were fighting then twenty minutes later I'm knocking the bottom out of her.

by westley e truck December 28, 2008