kevin

a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.

have you seen the ass kevin?

by bitchy like always May 5, 2009

Kevin Jonas

A heart melting-ly sweet guy... That is the absolute definition of perfection. Even if you are on the brink of tears if he starts laughing, so do you. You can't help but want to be close to him. His smile literally is irresistible.

He is the mental thought "There he is..." the weak at the knees, what is happening to me?, How is he so easy to love?, and every fiber of your being wants to go straight up to him and kiss him and tell him that you are meant. Then you realize you can't, and it breaks your heart. Kevin Jonas if you are reading this you should know that I mean every word because I'm a caring person.

by Flawlessly Imperfect October 10, 2008

A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.

Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.

by Bradllie July 20, 2018

kevin

Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.

Kevin is in love with Arcee

by the god Primus March 28, 2010

Kevin

Kevin is your typical holier-than-thou Christian virgin that makes terrible jokes, loves quoting Star Wars and only has "friends" on discord. He'll worm his way into some type of weird friendship with you until he eventually has access to some of your social media. After that he'll post things on discord to make it seem like he's real buddy buddy with the people he now snaps or has on facebook(lol) even to the point of it potentially doxxing them. But he doesn't give a shit because he's Kevin. He also guilt trips you when you aren't giving him enough attention, and holy shit does he require a lot of it. He's basically a high maintenance girlfriend that doesn't do anything for you.

Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.

Did you hear what Kevin did today?
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless

by Fstarter May 8, 2019

Kevin Jonas

The poor underapreciated jonas in the cboy band the Jonas Brothers. The only one that somewhat has a talent. Overshadowed by his younger brothers Nick & Joe. Only a handful of girls like him usally the more mature fans that can go with out saying peace love and jonas or OMJ every second of the day.

girls 1&2 : LYK OMG NICK J! Iz Th3 BeSTest! OMJ N0 J03 iZ!!!

girl 3: um I like kevin jonas...

girls 1&2: EW!!!

by LeXiE303! March 6, 2009

Kevin

one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person

I could live without Kevin being in my life.

by silverstreak34 February 5, 2010