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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe
by Kobella November 22, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket
*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*
by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020
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Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH
by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025
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kobe and victoria day

this day is dedicated to victoria and kobe. it is a celebration of marriage and happiness. victoria i think is in love w kobe. tbh they make hot couple
omg guess what day it is?? KOBE AND VICTORIA DAY
by pls marry me January 3, 2022
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Kobe Bryant Month

It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)
Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”
by Evanafex July 20, 2021
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