knuckle knees

n. a person with horrible knee tragedy, like from a car accident, and when a douche hits them with his knuckles just to cause pain

"Dude, Matt just got hit by a car...we gotta knuckle knees his ass!"

by the steve-o April 30, 2006

knee deep

(sp. also knee-deep)
- to stand up to one's knees in sth.
- depth ofabout 2-3 feet / half a meter

He drowned because he thought the water was just knee deep.

He won't make it, he's already knee deep in the quicksand.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Knee Job

Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.

'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'

by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014

the bees knees

this sexual act requires one jar of honey. the woman is to drop to her knees and pour the jar of honey on her breasts and chest area. the man then tit-fucks the woman to get as much honey on his penis as he desires. once satisfied with the amount of honey on his shlong, he then jabs his erect penis into the womans body like a stinger, creating bee sting-like marks on the womans skin

"where were you last night man?"
"damn. i gave stacy the bees knees."
"that shit leaves you sticky for weeks."

by stickypants69 October 9, 2011

knee cap

a thick bone under the skin in the middle of your leg, also used for kneeing people in the thigh (also known as a charlie or dead leg).

ooooow my knee cap

ill pop a knee in your leg

by kerbe July 26, 2004

knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005

Take a Knee

"Take a Knee", the worst diss in sports. This term comes from American Football. Should you screw up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you "take a knee" where which you go to the sideline and kneel down on one knee so that the team and audience can see your total humiliation. I first heard this term in 1984, though I know it has to originate from a date way before my time. My coach of at least 45 yrs. old at the time used this term.

Coach Says: Miss your read...Take a Knee. Miss your block...Take a Knee. Miss your hole...Take a knee.

Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Je..s Freakin' Chr..t... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 9, 2007