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Weed of Justice

When those with a social justice orientation go off on a rant that may be philosophically correct, but will gain you no new support.
"Uh oh, there goes Tim again about social safety net. He's been smokin' the Weed of Justice today..."
by Docrion May 1, 2010
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Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
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Social Justice

The distribution of advantages to the good or innocent and disadvantages to the bad or evil in any society.
After a soothing moment of 'Angel Hunting,' social justice has been served.
by Angel Hunter November 10, 2009
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U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 30, 2010
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social justice warrior

A person or group that goes against people who are socially disliked. They do this for the greater good, even if it is an act that is generally frowned upon by society. Sort of like a social vigilante.
We are social justice warriors because we teepeed that girls house who everyone hates, even if we risk getting in trouble.
by Pube nipple April 6, 2017
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Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.
Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.
by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008
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Justicism

A: So, what do you do for a living?
B: Justicism.
by TheLordofBlindOrphans August 1, 2012
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