Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

mad jelly

term used to describe someone who is both mad and jealous. also means this person is very jealous. derived from the term 'u mad?' in which later the term 'u jelly?' came about.

Dude 1: "Sup bro. I'm fucking your girl. U mad?"

Dude 2: "Yeah I'm mad you little prick."

Dude 1: "U jelly?"

Dude 2: "Fuck you."

Dude 3: "Oh he mad jelly."

Dude 1: "Yeah. He mad jelly."

by therealboy November 18, 2010

Jelly Brain

when young kids do drugs

Jennie B. is a jelly brain

by Nickblackwood March 2, 2009

Butter jelly

girl who sucks dick and swallows

alyssa, any other slutty chick that gives free head. She is a butter jelly.

by T Gat November 20, 2007

ghetto jelly

The conglomerate of jizz and juice that you find on your face once you have driven through the part of your neighborhood that is known for its chicken heads and playa-hatas.

Person 1:

"You better wipe that ghetto jelly off your face before my mom smells it on you. She may want to suck your dick."

Person 2: "Fo sho."

by Bocefus January 2, 2008

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

Grape Jelly

Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."

My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.

by SnowWoman93 August 11, 2012