One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever has ever witnessed . With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping good looks, that girl is thack stacked and sexy af. She possesses a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases after doing some hood ass gangster shit: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while toting her ukulele and flashing the ball gazer 👌to anyone homosexual enough to look. She sucks dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day ones you could ever possibly have! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivanna Boufit aka Lana fostol aka that smokin' hott thing over there!
No you're not having an out of body experience and seeing the most beautiful angel playing a harp on a heavenly cloud it's Jackie Aufalaught and she's jamming out to free bird on her ukulele while blowing a sick ass ploom and making the world a better place merely by existing in it.
by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024
Get the Jackie Aufalaughtmug. One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.
by Ultra Instict Shaggy ❤🇲🇽⚽️🤞 June 14, 2018
Get the jackie ortega barronmug. by xynxii October 12, 2025
Get the Jackie Chaniiusmug. "Just dropped the biggest Jackie ever LOLOLOL"
"Don't step on that Jackie eww gross!"
"I'm turning in"
"What? Come on, don't be such a Jackie!"
"They fell asleep at 9pm already, what a Jackie ass thing to do"
"Don't step on that Jackie eww gross!"
"I'm turning in"
"What? Come on, don't be such a Jackie!"
"They fell asleep at 9pm already, what a Jackie ass thing to do"
by Poohead3000 November 24, 2021
Get the Jackiemug. short definition: an angel
longer definition: A beautiful girl who took AGT by storm at the age of 10 in 2011 after singing an opera piece perfectly an beautifully. She has released many studio albums, usually of the classical crossover variety, gaining the attention of classical crossover and AGT aficionados, but not gaining the worldwide recognition she deserves. Her voice is absolutely breathtaking and she is also beautiful on the outside and on the inside.
longer definition: A beautiful girl who took AGT by storm at the age of 10 in 2011 after singing an opera piece perfectly an beautifully. She has released many studio albums, usually of the classical crossover variety, gaining the attention of classical crossover and AGT aficionados, but not gaining the worldwide recognition she deserves. Her voice is absolutely breathtaking and she is also beautiful on the outside and on the inside.
Me: Jesus Christ, this girl who likes me can sing amazingly. She's definitely a Jackie Evancho
Friend: What's that?
Me: That's the problem! Only a select group of people know.
Friend: What's that?
Me: That's the problem! Only a select group of people know.
by vsgirllover August 8, 2022
Get the Jackie Evanchomug. A girl who is friendly, kind, funny and smart. Can occasionally be on the larger side. Jackies are often nice subspecies of the creatures called “women”, and are quite approachable.
by gluttony13 January 11, 2025
Get the Jackiemug. by SOOOOOOOOS February 1, 2024
Get the Jackiemug.