Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

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brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

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Jet Penetration

When the boy or girl has their anus or pussy in front of a hot tub jet. A form of masturbation.

Tips: Grab your friends to have them rapidly fire jets on and off.

The hotter it is, the steamier it gets.

My favorite way to cumgasm is jet penetration.

by Bob billy January 6, 2017

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Jets On/Jets Off

A popular metaphor created by the JETMILK publication signifying the amount of stimulation one is ready to receive. A reference to whether one can handle the jets in a hot tub being on or off.

JETS ON: Accepting of and open to a heightened amount of stimulation.

JETS OFF: Seeking little-to-no additional stimulation; a more chill vibe.

"Hey there's a new bar I wanted us to check out. Are you Jets On/Jets Off today?
"I'm feeling a little Jets Off maybe we can check it out tomorrow"

by lemoncurry98 April 23, 2023

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