Jared

A man with a massive horse cock

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.

by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020

Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.

El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022

Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022

jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need

love ya jared ball

by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019

Jared

jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO

their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)

“hey is that a jared?”

by froyos October 21, 2019

Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx

Jared Mckenny is amazing.

by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023

Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents

Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.

by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022