Italian stare

The act of processing information at an incredibly slow rate, typically done by Italians.

Did you see Luigi doing the Italian stare, he looked confused.

by Henry O'hare July 03, 2021

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Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.

When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.

by Matt Hader September 22, 2010

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the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 07, 2013

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a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone February 04, 2012

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by Angelo D July 30, 2008

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When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 22, 2010

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When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 25, 2017

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