Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.
Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
by Švelton November 6, 2015
Get the Internet Scientistmug. "Internet Trash" is a derogatory slang term referring to internet users with apparent moral failings. The term suggests that the user has difficulty functioning on family friendly or professional websites, often associated with the Internet Fuckwad Theory. Those described as Internet Trash are often seen as untrustworthy because they may be criminals, drama llamas, bigots or lacking respect for authority.
Person 1: Did you see that thread in the general discussion section? Who finds shitposting that fun?
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
by Crotchety Olde Man October 9, 2015
Get the internet trashmug. In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
Get the Internet Pathogenmug. A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!
Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010
Get the internet nerdmug. Someone who with holds the internet from people. This is mainly adults who only let their kids on the internet for 15 minuets at a time.
by Celestasia May 9, 2005
Get the Internet Nazimug. A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
Get the Internet Zombiemug. by DonH October 2, 2003
Get the Internet for Dummiesmug.