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internet

a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"

Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
by the my thpathe kid September 14, 2006
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The Internet

is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN
by nedMiles May 9, 2010
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internet boyfriend

internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.
by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005
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internet censorship

If I kept entering entries like this, soon urbandictionary.com will also be banned in mainland China.
Internet Censorship is what you get when you attempted to browse wikipedia.org as a civilian in Chinese mainland.
by Peevee November 9, 2008
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End of the Internet

The site that also does not exist.
ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"

ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."

ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"
by AnonTweaker February 27, 2009
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Internet Tough Guy

Someone who writes/comments on youtube videos/forums and argues with other people or insults other people with extreme confidence (confidence that they normally dont have) due to the anonymity of the internet.

If you tell someone fuck you in real life, they might kick your ass.

If you tell someone fuck you on youtube, they can't kick your ass because they don't know who you are. So ppl like to use this absence of consequence to fullfill their need to raise their self esteem.
Dude, look at this guy talking smack like crazy on youtube, internet tough guys... such losers.
by hondahonda December 15, 2011
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internet

by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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