onwine shopping

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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix January 10, 2018

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gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 09, 2013

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donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019

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Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

by Bearsfan314 January 13, 2018

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Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 12, 2009

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