A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.
by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015
A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.
After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.
by Jonskipop March 20, 2010
the Bath Cardinals are an elite american football team, so "Bath Cardinals" is a word for when there is something elite.
by MG99 July 29, 2004
Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.
I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away
by jerry yaron December 30, 2008
Soulja Boy "Man guess what I just got".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".
by Sam Deezy September 10, 2007
by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021
Is when you go to extreme measures (sometimes forceful ) to clean someone's face like the momma cat does to her lil Kitty's
She caught me by surprise with another Motha Fuckin kittybath.
When one person licks another persons face whether they want it or not some ones Getting a kitty bath.
When one person licks another persons face whether they want it or not some ones Getting a kitty bath.
by Peanutbutter&jamin April 12, 2016