whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

whisper for help

"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"

Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.

by Wisjd April 18, 2018

whispering eye

your vagina

your vagina is called a whispering eye

by kayla120 March 28, 2009

Whispering

Verb: Having a private conversation via messaging, while in a larger group of people.

"Dude, I don't know what you did to annoy your wife but she was whispering with Tanya during the whole movie!"

by StoneWolf67 May 9, 2021

Whispering eye

1) The sacred part of a female commonly known as:
~~vagina
~~pussy
~~muff
~~beef curtains
~~cooter
~~ham wallet
~~hot pocket
~~va jay jay

I would love to pound her whispering eye.
Dude, last night I penetrated the shit out of her whispering eye.
It looks like the Keebler elf is living in her whispering eye.
Her whispering eye was as loose as the Grand Canyon.

by D-the all knowing December 16, 2008

Whispering Eye

Vagina

"By the way, I miss your whispering eye."
-Role Models

by Va JJ 20 December 16, 2008

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019