arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004
Get the Spunk Huntmug. (túrd-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder
2. A homosexual activity
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder
2. A homosexual activity
1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"
2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"
2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 11, 2006
Get the Turd Huntingmug. When you go out looking for some slut to sleep with, and all you can find is the fat chick... you bring her home anyway and fuck her. It's not until the next morning that you realize what she looks like, and you're sorry you did it with her, 'cus now your roomates can give you shit for being a "bear hunter".
Your Roommate: So, I saw that chick leaving this morning.... you went bear hunting last night, didn't you?
by Clasik August 18, 2005
Get the bear huntingmug. by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007
Get the Berkley huntmug. Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.
by apesex December 14, 2008
Get the Treasure Huntmug. Crude yet self-effacing pun AND Username seen on various UK-based Bulletin Boards.
For those who don't hail from Essex, as iMac does, it's a compound of I'm a cunt!!
The Original iMac Hunt is a renamed Keano, who got tired of the comparisons with ex-Man United leg-end Roy Keane, even after a different Keane had signed for Tottenham Hotspur.
For those who don't hail from Essex, as iMac does, it's a compound of I'm a cunt!!
The Original iMac Hunt is a renamed Keano, who got tired of the comparisons with ex-Man United leg-end Roy Keane, even after a different Keane had signed for Tottenham Hotspur.
by iMac Hunt May 1, 2006
Get the iMac Huntmug. A state of mind in which 2 or more individuals discuss random happenings that are irrelevant and have no importance to anything. It makes no logcal sense. It lasts anywhere between half an hour to the record being one-twelfth of a whole day.
Guy A: Man, did u see that guy, Jake, with the orange kumquat yesterday?
Guy B: No, dude i was talking about frogger!
Guy A: Dude, we are so in a scavenger hunt!
Guy B: No, dude i was talking about frogger!
Guy A: Dude, we are so in a scavenger hunt!
by Marph1255 July 17, 2009
Get the Scavenger Huntmug.