Hockey Stick Gift

A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.

"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."

by puttycake December 17, 2009

Travel Ice Hockey

The great display of ice hockey players that actually play ice hockey unlike faggots in inhouse hockey.

Most travel ice hockey players go on to play for their schools varsity team in ice hockey

by FreshmanVarsityIceHockey August 10, 2009

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Field Hockey Hair

Slightly shorter version of a mullet; Often seen on field hockey players and occasionally 3rd basemen for the US Women's Softball Team; Hair cut usually comes with free flannel; Often seen by girls wearing comfortable shoes (ie. Birkenstocks)

Hey Mike, let's go hit on that chick.

Nevermind, she's not interested, she's got field hockey hair.

by J Best in Show August 26, 2009

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014

king of air hockey

The best player of air hockey in the world.

"Well of course Bryan is the king of air hockey!" - Sarah

by Joe Bob Smith July 2, 2008