hippie rape

When you shove weed in a woman's anus, then proceed to eat out her ass

My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I hippie raped her

by I Have a Micropenis September 20, 2017

hippie fireball

When you wake up and smoke some weed, then drink coffee and get in a state where you truly don't know what to do.

Saturday is a great day to do hippie fireballs all day.

by Popmedic May 2, 2018

SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.

Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!

by littledreadedpixi July 5, 2014

Hippie Taco

A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.

Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks

by TurdleBucket October 5, 2016

Hippie Treat

A delicious baked good ranging anywhere from a muffin to a cheesecake that has marijuana and various substances inside. These treats are special because they are made from the goodness of peace spreading hippies.

Mike: Damn i need me some xanxies!!!!
Hippie: Xanxies are pure chemicals. Your body will be toxic and you'll die by the age of 52. Have a hippie treat instead, natural nourishment.
Mike: (After treat) I've been living a lie, it is all clear now, viva la ganj!

by Aliah speaks the truth July 19, 2011

Big Hippy

The semi-organized movement, political lobby, and propaganda machine that deliberately overstates the health benefits of illegal substances that just happen to also be of great recreational value.

I think it's great that research into the positive effects of THC on cataracts is going ahead, but I saw a pamphlet the other day that said smoking organic gluten-free marijuana will clear up ingrown toenails, stop your hair from turning gray, increase your IQ by 20% and make your farts smell like avocado. Sounds like another misinformation campaign by Big Hippy to me.

by MattYouKnowTwo June 26, 2018

Hippy-Hole

An untamed, thicket of hair surrounding a woman's privates, most likely concealed by tie-dye underwear.

"dude, I got with that stoner chic, Indigo this friday. She had mad Hippy-Hole. I was picking hair out of my Fore-skin for a week."

by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013