Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

White Helmet

When you are out in the cold doing exercise ect. for so long that the tip of your penis turns white instead of pink. Therefore you now have a White Helmet.

Jimmy: Dude, fuck track practice in the morning, it's so cold I got a white helmet like 5 minuets into the jog.

Mike: Same I need some warm water.

by Sammy Cadels October 8, 2011

old lady helmet

hair-doo of old women; usually making it look like the old woman is wearing a helmet of hair.

when old ladies hair gets grey they cut it short and tease it up into an old lady helmet.

by klesk johnson July 8, 2003

german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006

help me out

A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.

Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out?
Jim: Sure Bob, same as always?

by bt burnem November 16, 2013

Brown Helmet

When the tip of you head has shit on it.

Damn i just butt fucked that bitch and got a brown helmet

by NIGGA December 6, 2002

Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

by Roadhorse August 27, 2008