heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.

Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.

by anonymous November 25, 2023

heather

literally drop dead gorgeous, can be a baddie and softie at the same time, switches emotions really fast, makes you fall in love with her, juicy kitty, don’t cheat on her or she will pull a sza and kill you

“damn heathers so pretty”
“yeah no shit, but she killed her ex”

by dayday woosh February 25, 2023

Heather

bitch that DOSENT let me play crazy 8s fuck heather

guy: damn heather is a bitch lol
me: yes dosent let me crazy 8s

by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020

Heather

Used in Conan Gray's song 'Heather', she is the most popular, pretty and likeable person. Everyone wants to be her. She's perfect.

"You're such a heather"
"She's literally the heather of this school"

by theunknownshoe September 18, 2020

heather

a pretty girl or woman.

The: boys she's a heather

I wanna be a heather too

by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021

heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches

look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them

by .elleiot June 7, 2022