Heather

The ratchet version of a Karen who thinks that having mixed-race kids is woke

Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

Heather

1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters

“I wish I were Heather...”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”

by Veronica VeRoNiCa VERoNiCAAAAA April 16, 2021

Heather

A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.

Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.

by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021

Heather

She’s as beautiful outside as she is inside, gives her whole self to those she loves, and stronger than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s embodies kindness and compassion.

“Oh, Heather? Yeah she’s a sweet baby angel!”

by Eiram Annail May 24, 2021

Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.

“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”

by Tf2manager July 3, 2025

Being a Heather

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.

That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.

by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025

Heather

Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist

Bye Heather

by supercoolhatergirl3000 December 2, 2025