Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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Get the Heather Prewitt mug.Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist
Bye Heather
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Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
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/heh-thr/ conan gray heather
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Get the Heather mug.In reference to a rare but worthy of your time musical of the same name that has as antagonists some awful,rich, popular,pretty,despicable and most toxic bitches with one of them even having boob implants and having most of the school at their feet.This is used to refer to that group of girls in high school that match most of the descriptions and feel like the top of the list or queens of the hill for having positions such as Head of the school paper ( that aren't even that special) which also happen to be jock magnets
Some random dude:Hey! Isn't that Carol and her fantastic group of friends?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
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