by DarkBlackPiggy October 06, 2020
Ju Han is the hottest sexiest that ever walked this earth. His cock is so big it could circle around the world 5 times and still be long enough to give you a happy time in bed. He is also probably the smartest person in the entire universe as his mensa recorded iq is 350 which well surpasses that of albert einstien and wheelchair disabled man with robot voice. Ju han's amount of girlfriend exceeds the female population on earth as many girls come back from the dead to go out with him. Men also switch gender to be his girlfriend cuz he doesnt like gayboys. The world loves juhan and juhan loves the world. He is the saviour of human depression, the greatest sex machine to ever live, and a genius beyond his era. #juhanissosexy #allhailjuhan #iwanttosuckjuhans7.88878e+9inchcock
"Hey bro, are you going to that empty church this weekend or are you following all of us to the Ju Han shrine?"
by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021
A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
by Henrkn July 25, 2019
He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.
by BadGirlFromHeaven January 02, 2017
Bryan han loves the song we don’t talk about Bruno. He also has an obsession with cucumbers. Bryan han’s gamer tag is def sneakycucumberboy.
cute-cumber.
cute-cumber.
by Cucumber cucumber cucumber April 13, 2022