Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.

I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.

by Bogan King October 9, 2008

Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.

Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!

by EarWax796 October 25, 2009

See my hands

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...

Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"

by The Mulatto aka Pimp Simp aka Black n White November 20, 2004

Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.

When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

by Raphael69 January 23, 2018

Handsome jack

Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.

“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory

by Alwaystimeforajojo’sreference June 12, 2018

Manos: Hands of Fate

Possibly the worst movie ever made. It was made (slightly) famous by MST3K when they snarked the movie.

Not a movie that one can make out to, for one may experience bouts of laughter and may bite one's lover's tongue.

Me: Did you see "Manos: Hands of Fate?"?
Friend: Yesh. I watched it while the master was away.

by Lady Bonkers August 23, 2006

Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007