When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
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by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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by ItsRuNN February 21, 2024
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Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
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