by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
Get the weiner hagmug. What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
Get the Uggo hagmug. Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).
"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
by Akir0 March 21, 2025
Get the Hagmug. An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
by lolalovelace December 20, 2023
Get the Skag hag nagmug. (noun)
An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.
The opposite of a wise person.
An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.
The opposite of a wise person.
When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.
The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.
Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.
Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
by McMeh June 15, 2017
Get the gossip hagmug. A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
Get the Gag Hagmug. by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
Get the hag in a bagmug.