Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

Hag

Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).

"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."

- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?

- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best

* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.

by Akir0 March 21, 2025

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.

Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.

by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021

hag

me

who are you?

i am hag.

by hag. November 22, 2021

hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023

Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

by 747 Gaming is the best except June 5, 2023