Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

hag been

–noun
a former fag hag

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.

by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009

Hag

Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.

"This crazy old Hag cursed my son!"

by anonymous April 22, 2024

hag digger

a derogatory slur for an older trans-woman.

Look at that fuckin' hag digger over there.

by gratesage April 27, 2024

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011

Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son

Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male

by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021

hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.

Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."

by adlm November 8, 2017