to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Low Horse

Someone attempting to use logic to make a point in an arrogant and egotistical manner despite their argument being somewhat shaky.

Opposite of High Horse.

A: He keeps banging on about Italy being a shining example of government despite all of the obvious things wrong with that place.

B: Tell him to get off his f****** low horse

by NewArtRiot December 1, 2010

shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

by horselicker666 November 8, 2010

Ride the white horse

Horse is heroin. Those who ride the white horse are regular users, addicts, otherwise they'd be "chipping." Not to be confused with "ride the pale horse" and "ride the white pony."

At some point every drug user, destitute and desperate, resorts to the cheapest accessible high. When you wonder what appeal heroin has, it is that it fills this niche. It winds up being the last alternative too, because when you ride the white horse, so often you subsequently die.

by LLCisyouandme September 12, 2014

Hoars

what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee

Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)

by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019

iron horse

a train, a locomotive

I took the iron horse to see my grandparents.

by The Return of Light joker January 12, 2009

baby whale horse

1 NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2 ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance

1 "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2 "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

by beth, HOLLER July 29, 2006