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Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
by . February 11, 2022
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.
Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
by Areeloth November 14, 2022
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