garenticity

The undefying reassurance of garen. Garen flipflops and wrist watch.

How much garenticity do you have left ? ....at least a half batch natch?

by Garen hymself December 28, 2018

Garrett

An annoyingly sweet boy who will suck your dick for free but will also love you with all of his heart and a smile that is contagious and a laugh that will have you laughing along and some eyes that could kill you

He is such a faggot but that's Garrett

by Tgwysuwghfjxiw January 9, 2019

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019

Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.

Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.

by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett

A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.

Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.

by homomouse123 April 20, 2019

Gardettie

Fun, funky, and fresh.

Ariel, you are gardettie! I love being your friend.

by runitsclara May 21, 2019