orbiter guild

orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.

There was one but not only is it not a /vg/ guild anymore it is also just a failed orbiter guild

by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018

Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Electric Guitar

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.

“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."

by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020

Community Guidelines

Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit.

also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)

Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it.

As stated under Rule (22.) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com.

by HO Ho Mamusel January 19, 2021

Samuel Guillaume

A Samuel Guillaume is someone who is both extremely intelligent and sexy at the same time.

Girl 1: I just haven't found the right guy for me yet.

Girl 2: You just need a Samuel Guillaume!!

by Madridlover123 September 6, 2021

Mr. Guida

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done

Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.

by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018

Guitarthritis

the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time

"Man my wrists hurt from my guitarthritis"
"You sure its not from jackin' it?"

by Bojangles Mother April 8, 2008