friend crush

wanting to be somebodies friend very badly. signs and symptoms include: getting nervous when you see them, wanting to spend lots of platonic time together, getting jealous when they are good friends with somebody else, stalking them on social media, if you have their number you probably make excuses to text it and fantasizing about scenarios where they become your best friend.

i have an immense friend crush on Leo and Charlie. i almost had a heart attack when i found out i have been transferred to Leo's gym class, and die a little whenever charlie posts on snapchat. i could probably talk to either of them, they know who i am, but id probably make a fool of myself while theyre infront of their real friends.

by greenwolf1039 October 14, 2016

fake friend

A person who uses you for their own benefits and then spreads rumors and gossips about you

Kate is such a fake friend, she used me for a ride and then threw some shade at me on Instagram.

by Puppy girl February 1, 2017

friend of Bill

Someone who is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous AA and abstaines from the consumption of primarily alcohol and to some to abstain from any mind of mood altering substance including alcohol.

Origin: Bill W. the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, in social settings this phrase was used to explain why one did not drink alcohol without explicitly stating one's membership in this group which values its anonymity.

Q: Would you like a glass of wine?
A: No thanks, I'm a friend of Bill's.

by dakdak900 October 20, 2013

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

A good friend

A good friend is someone who won’t drop you right after you do something bad. They’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and will always be there for you. It’s not someone who will tear you down, but build you up. If your friend seems to be jealous of you and keeps trying to compete with you, you should distance them for a while. But you have to be a good friend too or you can’t expect love from every person you meet. You might also need to our yourself in their shoes. They could be going through a rough time and trying to find themselves. But if your friend is constantly insulting you or saying they hate you, you never to drop them ASAP! Take a quiz maybe to see if they’re toxic or not. But if they’re not supportive of you and they always try to make you feel bad for doing stuff with other people and stuff then that’s a huge red flag! Your friend should be loyal, caring, and supportive.

You: I think I wanna switch schools

A Good friend: where? That’s exciting but I’m gonna miss you

A Bad friend: seriously? Ugh please don’t leave me! You always do this

by Hohnrv May 18, 2019

Just a friend

The term “Just a Friend” is used by the character Adrien in Miraculous used to describe his oblivious feelings for Marinette (the main protagonist)

This is also a triggering phrase for Miraculous watchers

“First day of school and we already have two lovebirds.. Whatever, she’s ‘just a friend’.”

by Marichat725 August 25, 2018

free friends

Somewhere you go by yourself or with another fellow loser (usually a sports bar or Irish Pub) where you can associate with people in a similar predicament and pretend you have something in common. Also, any activity you do by yourself that starts a conversation with a total stranger. This term can be applied to many things.

Patton Oswalt in "Big Fan" would go to the Giants game with his "friend" and hang out in the parking lot even though they didn't have tickets, thus....free friends among the crowd.

by The Whapper June 9, 2013