fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.
Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.
by BlindA. May 17, 2017
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1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 20, 2024
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Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.
Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night
by Shaq87 October 20, 2020
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Nuking the fridge

A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".

However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.

The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021
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Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.
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Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.
Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.
by Jessdigs January 04, 2025
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fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.
Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *
by B.xtreme March 11, 2018
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