48 Hours of freedom  

The weekend the two days you get off for 5 days of hard work.

I worked 60 Hr this week I need my 48 Hours of freedom

48 Hours of freedom by The Working man February 11, 2009

Operation Iraqi Freedom

A cop out name chosen because Operation Iraqi Liberation has the initails O.I.L.

We're in Iraq for O.I.L.

Operation Iraqi Freedom by Mick March 9, 2004

Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.

(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.

Bad News Freedom Monkey by MReilly July 19, 2011

Guardian of Freedom 

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

Guardian of Freedom by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

legalize freedom 

A catch phrase used by Ron Paul supporters to emphasize the restricting of constitutional rights by the US Government and promote his strict pro-constitutional stance.

I'm sick of being tortured and spied upon, why won't someone legalize freedom already?

legalize freedom by jb2334563356365365 February 5, 2008

Religious freedom 

A bullshit excuse used by conservatives and the religious right to justify using their beliefs as weapons to preach against others who don't believe in what they do. They claim that their right to speech (hate and discriminate) against anything they find immoral or against their ideology should be protected and legalizing something like abortion or same-sex marriage would infringe on their rights and hurt their "religious freedom" (to hate).

Tom: So how's everything going?
Mike: Pretty damn good. I'm very happy.
Tom: Niiice.
Mike: Yeah, Scott and I have been together for almost 6 years now and it's been amazing. I love him.
Tom: ...
Mike: I think I'm going to ask him to marry me.
Tom: WTF? That's fucking gay!
Mike: ...Well, we are gay...
Tom: That's so wrong and nasty. I'm offended. God hates that gay shit, and it's my religious freedom to not put up with your sin.
Mike: ...I'm sorry you feel that way. We're not going to marry in a church. The county is going to marry us.
Tom: Fuck that. That's wrong and I don't agree. Don't forget to send me an invite, faggot. I'm going to be there with my posse to protest that shit. I'm a christian and you can't force that gay shit on me.

Religious freedom by dammitdexter May 3, 2009

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

peace, freedom, justice, and security by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020