FLATTAMAPITIS

An overweight, stiff lashes wearing broad who is built like humpty dumpy without legs and has no Doot..commonly shaped like a beached walrus or manatee

Get away from me you Flattamapitis ahh 304.

by BIG Diamond April 18, 2023

flattttttt

What you say when a women walks away if they have the opposite of a Gyattt

Friend: “flattttttt” Me: “flattttttt”

by Spencēr Goob_Shdöw May 10, 2023

flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

flattyitis

A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.

I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.

by Dusky dave. July 31, 2024

Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.

This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.

by KFlattie September 21, 2023

flatty tatty

A way to call someone flat and ugly as in they have nothing to offer and they are annoying.

“why is bella such a flatty tatty?”

by loluwufurry October 25, 2023