poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

Ricky fishing

A term for female masturbation that originated in US Navy boot camp. Ricky being slang for recruit and fishing meaning the act of fingering oneself. See also: Ricky boxing

Jill was caught ricky fishing while everyone else ate lunch.

by Heroin Bob May 1, 2015

Batty fish

Someone who pisses u off and backstabes u and chats bear shit behind ur back. Also u probably wanna knock the shit out of them

Oi bad ting yeh dat geser a batty fish u know

by Battyfish March 8, 2020

fish market

a gathering with an overabundance of females in attendance.

Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.

"This party is a total fish market. The only guy here is gay. I'm going home and riding the rabbit"

by Andrew July 1, 2004

gay fish

a.k.a Kanye West. He has an ego so great, he has a false sense and knowledge of reality. This was brought up to a larger audience by the creators of "South Park".
Also used in a few lame jokes.

-"Dude, you like fishsticks?"
-"Of course man!"
-"Do you like to put them in your mouth..?"
-"Yes, I like to put them in my mouth."
-"YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

by disingaahzz April 14, 2009