Filtering Water

When one partner pisses in the other and then gargles it out into the other partners mouth

Bro my girl and I were filtering water

by Doctor Anderson June 11, 2022

feeter

someone who sniffs feet

'ayo did you hear that Evan is a feeter, that nasty bitch."

by pls_rail_me<3 June 17, 2022

Felder-gelder

A nut shot. A punch/kick/strike to the groin, intentional or otherwise, specifically to somebody with (presumed) testicles.
Named after Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder who, in his capacity as UFC commentator, seems to have witnessed a disproportionately high number of groin strikes.

To “geld” is to castrate.

DC - Ooo looked like a bad cup shot there Mikey!
MB - That’s right DC, the ref calls time and the fighter has 5 minutes to recover while we chalk up another Felder-gelder 😃
PF - Guys, please, don’t…

by pasticheaf July 19, 2022

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

feltar

The interior lining of an acoustic guitar case.

Sorry dude, but I accidentally tore your feltar.

by The Raj August 31, 2022

fetterwoman

Slang term for a non-“passing” trans woman. Based on the caveman-like appearance of Senate candidate John Fetterman, who in September of 2022 unveiled a line of politically themes tees reading “Fetterwoman”

Guy 1: “hey did you see that new ‘chick’ in HR?”

Guy 2: “yeah — total fetterwoman for sure based off that adam’s apple”

by Not_Lee_E September 12, 2022

Fester

A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).

A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.

Look at that lazy fester fuck.

Oh fuck off fester!

Dude Fester fucked a duck!

Better stay clear of any of those fester types.

by Bottombait October 10, 2022