Fetch

A fetch is a creature from irish folklore that is pretty much a more dead and rotted looking doppelganger of the person who is afflicted by the fetch. It is a harbinger of death and whoever sees their fetch will likely die in the coming days, weeks, or months.

Man 1: Oh man could it be... me!

Man 2: No, it's your fetch buddy and you really don't have much longer left on this earth so I should probably tell you I've been banging your wife's crusty ,stanky pussy.

by Radium:) April 10, 2020

fletcha

the hard, crusty ring of dried ketchup that's around the opening of a ketchup bottle.

Oh yuck, I just poured some fletcha on my burger.

by eye tunes April 24, 2020

Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing

Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that

by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

Fletch

Your lucky to find a guy with this name so if your searching this up you probaly are a fletch. Your so horny and always think about having sex. He’s nice after you get to know him but in the begging he’s an asshole. He has a fake Afro but dw he has a big dick but it’s thin. You love fletcher but you also hate him.

“Your a fletch”
“Damn look at fletch”

by Golf ball wire June 7, 2020

fletchered

When you fuck a relationship with a girl

I like this girl but I think I Fletchered it

by Jesussandalsss September 11, 2020

Fletcher

Fletcher is one of the best people to be friends with. They usually have long blonde hair, likes mythical creatures such as dragons and goblins, and is overall one of the nicest people on earth. If a girl falls for a fletcher, there is no getting them back. So be careful about that. Fletchers can also be a bit weird and pervy. But they're great to hang out with. If a fletcher is your friend, you are very lucky. If a fletcher loves you, never let him go.

Person 1: look, its fletcher!
Person 2: wow, he's so cool! We should ask if we can hang out with him.
Person 1: alright come on! Let's go ask!

by Jimmybob2015 September 26, 2020