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February 16

People born on this day have extreme crackhead and dumb bitch energy. Furthermore, they also are idiots when it comes to crushes and romance
Sharon is born on February 16th, and her vibe is way off kilter.
by Sinfulnip October 15, 2019
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February 21

It’s probably one of the best days to be born on because it is close to being in January and close to being in March also the super bowl just happened and you can ask for a super bowl shirt. If you meat someone that’s born on this day they are cool.
Wow See that person their born on February 21
by Joe Heltincer October 16, 2019
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February

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
by bondgirl53 October 16, 2008
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1st february

the day the most perfect human was born. harry edward styles birthday. everyone wish him happy birthday
harry styles was born on 1st february
“yes, listen to lights up!”
by emilyisamazing November 2, 2019
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February 18

Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!
by I Am An Arsehole February 18, 2020
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Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018
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February

The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
by ChelseaMae AlexisRennae January 21, 2009
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