Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

Flidge

Out of this world/ amazing. Term usually used whilst under the influence.

Man this shit is FLIDGE!

by Asp and Azz December 18, 2004

choculatory fluids

n. - the body's fluids associated with choculation, mainly saliva. Although many fluids are associated within the body during the eating and dreaming of food, some uncommon fluids may arise as one progresses to the highest degree of the choculama.

My choculatory fluids were boiling as we drove through McDonalds to order everything on the menu.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

fluidable

any type of beverage (juice, soda, etc.) that does not contain alcohol, that one uses to quench thirst after a night of drinking.

"After drinking all night, I drank the cider because I wanted to chug something fluidable"

by Jaklynn November 18, 2007

fluidio

To move in a gentle gesture to where it is "cool".

Madison is fluidio.

by MadiAndDrew July 24, 2011

Fluidency

A magic word or spell used by mental retards to show how verbally retarded they are while reducing the listeners appearance to that of a physically retarded person.

"OMG what happened to Barry has he bells palsy now or what he looks shit, like he's had a stroke?"

"oh no he's fine someone just used fluidency at a meeting "

by SUPER FURI July 8, 2014

FluidCPS

FluidCPS wants to fuck LucasCPS

FluidCPS wants to have sex with LucasCPS

by fluidphobia March 21, 2021