a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.
by brodizzle January 6, 2004
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A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.
A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.
Noun, Verb
A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.
A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.
Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
by Mario Warman August 14, 2012
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Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007
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by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
Get the Fart and Dart mug.A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
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